A few years ago I worked for about 10 months in a sales office in Coventry...
All the time I was there I told everyone that I didn't like cheese.

Then one day while the manager (who, it has to be said, was a horrible woman) was out and I was really hungry I stole her cheese from the fridge and ate it. When she came back she understandably was pissed off that someone had stolen her cheese and gave everyone a hard time about it...

...except for me, because she knew I didn't like cheese \o/
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:05, closed)

Oh please
can this one win, I nearly wet myself at the thought of this!

*massive clicks*

But why did you tell everyone you didn't like cheese?
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:17, closed)

@The Prof
You evil genius, you!
(Rear Admiral Cockbrush MBE wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:18, closed)

I've read this twice now
And each time the tears of laughter are just rolling down my cheeks.

It's so silly...it has to win!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:19, closed)

This would have been less funny
had the subject been, say, chocolate biscuits.

For some reason, cheese is inherently humorous!

I like it.
( K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)

I think that's exactly right K2k6
something about stealing someone else cheese brings a smile to my lips and a guffaw from my belly.
( althegeordie is a bully and a cocksucker, Fri 11 Jul 2008, 16:43, closed)