Piers Morgan, you say?
Ode To Piers Morgan

Whilst I agree celebrities that compromise their privacy
by selling sordid stories to the news
in profiting from written words they live and die both by the sword
and ought to pay the piper for their ruse

But sending out your henchmen to exact your petty vengeance
on people who do not deserve your ire
when you harass and terrorise and rifle through their private lives
you stoke in me a righteous type of fire

When you profit from the misery of others, I think you'll agree
that makes you a malignant parasite
and your hiccough with Hislop and your arsekicking from Clarkson
proves your ill-equipped to win in a fair fight

So Mr Morgan (ne: O'Meara), take your venal bid for stardom
and hawk it to your rich and famous friends
There is a special place in hell for those who deal in kiss-and-tell
They'll hold the front page when you meet your grisly end.

rafter
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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:45, 3 replies)

Clicking 'I Like This' does not do it enough justice
You should find his email and send it to him personally
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:47, closed)

I love that comment from Stephen Fry
"Countryside, isn't that when you kill Piers Morgan?"*

*may not be exact quote but you get the idea
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 12:51, closed)

I'd not heard that one
but I love it.
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 5 Feb 2010, 9:35, closed)