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Pooster tells us that a relative was once sent to the shops to buy an onion, while the rest of the family went on a daytrip while he was gone. Meanwhile, whole sections of our extended kin still haven't got over a wedding brawl fifteen years ago – tell us about families at war.

(, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 12:24)
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my gran
Used to scare me witless and so I refused to see her for years.

She was a staunch protestant teetotaller who told the seven year old me that I was going to "burn in the fires of hell", that my mother's maiden language was "evil", and once in a fit of senility mistook me for her long dead husband and tried to have sexy time with me in a darkened corner of the house.

I got her back once though by convincing her a sheep dropping was a chocolate covered raisin.

Small things, eh.
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 11:22, 5 replies)
What was your mother's maiden language?

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:09, closed)
French

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:17, closed)
She's
got a point, then
(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:49, closed)
:-)

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:30, closed)
=P

(, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:47, closed)

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