Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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Cub PartyAt my cub scout Xmas party we would have a fancy dress comp where the best costume would recieve a big mystery present. Which was usually a big box of sweets.
My mum got a bit carried away with this and took ages making my costume each year and on one occasion made me a fantastic robot outfit which was basically a silver cat suit, with a box on the front for my workings, and a space mans helmet. I am a boy by the way.
on this occasion just before the comp started, we all had to parade and the best was chosen by akela (spelling?), i really needed a wee and the flaw in the suit was that once assembled there was no way out. I begged her for five minutes to help me out but as she had stitched the helmet on it meant tearing the thing to pieces, there was wires and all sorts, and she wanted me to parade first.
I held on for as long as I could but nature won and I ran to the loo and basically filled the legs with , well you know, and hid for a while before asking someone to get my mum.
I'm sure she still blames me as I was never made a costume again.
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Smashy only 35 years of work to go :), Fri 13 Jan 2006, 15:25,
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