FantasistsEddie Spunkbubble says: I used to know a sad case who fancied himself as a bit of a 007 and bragged that he always carried a loaded 9mm pistol in his attache case "just in case". Overheard by an off-duty copper, he was asked to make good on his claim. A packed lunch, red face and a stern warning "not to act the twat" and he never did it again. Tell us of Walter Mitty types.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:40)
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Bum 'oleWorking in the local chippy our manager - a toughened, bawdy woman from North London - proved quite the fantasist. Not imaginative enough to come up with her own bullshit, she just reacted to any story or urban legend that she either knew the tale already, or knew somebody more remarkable.
Naturally, this led to us testing the waters to see how far she'd go, culminating in the following exchange:
Coworker: "I read in the paper yesterday about somebody who doesn't have a bum hole"
Manager: "My niece doesn't 'ave a bum'ole!"
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Well, it happens.How do you know her niece didn't have an anus?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperforate_anus
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 21:19,
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TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY BUMLESS OFF OF /TALK!:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 10 Jun 2014, 22:42,
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Following a bout of bowel cancermy uncle had a colostomy and they sewed his arsehole shut. Does that count?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 11 Jun 2014, 13:46,
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A barman at a pub I used to drink at had a twisted bowel and temporarily suffered the same fate.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 14:03,
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