* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Marks and SpencerA while ago a mate had been on an all day drinking session in London. On his way to catch his train he let one go which followed through rather spectacularly. So he dashed into the nearest Marks and Spencer and bought a new pair of trousers. Needless to say he was rather embarrassed by the spreading brown stain on the seat of his pants, so he threw the required amount of cash down, hurriedly grabbed the M & S bag off the counter and made a hasty exit.
Once on his train he went to the toilet, took off his soiled trousers and underpants and chucked them out of the window. Then he opened the bag to find...
...a sweater. Nothing else.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 15:17, Reply)
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