* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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In my sleepLast weekend as a matter of fact, I was staying over at a friends house after some rather hefty barbecue and beer action. A few of us were kipping in the lounge overnight. I'm usually quite a windy person anyway, but apparently I woke someone up with my guffage and was informed in the morning by said friend (hello lou!) that I fart very loudly in my sleep, almost as if I'm trying to make them loud.
Not sure whether to be proud or not.
G - its quite long, depends on how much beer I've been drinking
*pop goes QOTW cherry*
/unlurk
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 16:38, closed)
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