* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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A few christmases ago ,myself and the misus.....stayed at my mum and dad's house.
A fine day was had, with lots of turkey, stuffing, spuds, sprouts, veg, cheese, beer, guiness wine ad pickled onions consumed.
Anyway, we retired to bed and were unable to sleep due to thunderous farts.
Not due to the noise.
Oh no.
The SMELL.
We had to stay there another two nights, and to use the famous line from Red Dwarf, the room stank like a packet of dry roasted peanuts.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 17:11,
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