* PFFT *I've been pretty farty all week, but 2 large helpings of sausage and lentil stew last night have really tipped things over the edge. I swear you can see these ones.
I'm here at work trying to hold them in so I (a) don't have to keep nipping to the loo like a madman and (b) don't gas half the office, but it's becoming increasingly difficult. I might rupture something if I'm not careful.
Tell us all about your own fartiness.
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chthonic, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 14:01)
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Word of Warning!When listening to your walkman/Mp3 player with headphones in and walking round town, remember that just because you cant hear your farts, it doesn't mean those around you can't!! I forgot this the other day and when on the bus I let what I thought was a quiet one drop, I suddenly heard 'dirty bastard' shouted at me, from an extremely attractive young lady! I was mildly embarrassed at the time but I piss myself laughing at it now!!
(, Tue 17 Jul 2007, 20:53, closed)
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