The tale of Kurt the cyborg and the last time L ever took acid
Reading festival 1992 and a group of us were by the main stage waiting for Nirvana to come on. There'd been rumours that they wouldn't play and L was beyond anxious, considering himself their number one fan. Imagine if you will a fat, spotty, greasy haired wannabe metal head who secretly loves Queen and makes no bones about his fanboy hero worship of Kurt Cobain. Practically drooling when they finally came out on stage. That was L.

The only problem was Kurt came on in a wheelchair. Oh and L had dropped enough acid to fell a Tyrannosaurus Rex. So to him, Kurt was in fact fused to the wheelchair and had now become a cyborg. The fact that he bounced out of the chair and played an amazing set was lost on him. Kurt Cobain was a cyborg.

This train of thought which he expounded on the rest of us continued for the next few hours until he noticed an ant crawling up his leg talking to him. He conversed with the ant and all of its friends for a few minutes, so we left him to it by the campfire and went to meet the guys we'd hooked up with earlier in the day.

Twelve hours later we come back and he's still in the same position, still talking to the ant which has now long gone and sets about introducing all of us. He swears he has no memory of this, but is sure that someone was speaking back to him the whole time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:43, 3 replies)

what the heck do you mean '1992'?
you only look about 23!!!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:55, closed)

Sure I look it, but I'm not
Much older than that :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 18:57, closed)

youthful good looks
AND knowledge, experience, wit, wisdom etc.

Get yourself a clone babe, she's pulled (wouldn't wish you personally upon myself tho :-)just your organo-android copy
)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 21:03, closed)