No holes barred
When I was a student I randomly bumped into a short blond girl that I had known years back at school and had once had a snog with. At that time a snog was a much as she had ever managed so I assumed that she was still probably a little reticent in the sack. She was still shy as anything and would barely speak to anyone. It was only after a few drinks that I realised that she was not quite as inexperienced as she used to be. Maybe it was her describing how she liked to sit on the gear stick of her car (backdoor, thank you very much) or how she gave me a nosh in the car park as we said goodbye after our first meeting.

I naturally said I wanted to see her again (ok I practically begged) and we started to 'go out'. For the next 2 months, I had the most crazy sex imaginable with this shy and timid nympho. I genuinely think that there is nothing that she would not have done. She was like Jenna Jameson's more filthy sister. Getting to the fetish part of the story, she confided in me that her greatest fantasy was to be shagged by 5 guys at once. Front door, back door, mouth and one in each hand. Now, I'm no prude or owt, and am up for most things, but even I would not be keen to share her with 4 other grunting sweaty guys.

For some reason, still not really known to me, I ended it after a few months. I think that it had something to do with lack of any kind of relationship beyond crazy shagging, either that or my knob was about to fall off.

These days I am married with young kids so the most action I get is a hurried fumble once a fortnight if I'm lucky.

I miss librarian nympho girl.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:17, 7 replies)

5 on 1
is typically known as "air tight plus ski-ing"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:22, closed)

You get a sympathetic click purely for "hurried fumble"
Once a fortnight? Consider yourself priviledged.
Even worse when she acts like she's already asleep. "Oh go on then, make it quick honey"
Quickest way to make me give up and weep.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 16:33, closed)

You're not wrong
A sympathy shag from your own wife is not best way to make you feel good.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:42, closed)

I had a similar girlfriend many years ago,
totally wild and would do literally anything I asked for and thought of much more crazy things herself. I wanted more of a relationship (other than just sex) and I suppose I made the right decision but I have always wondered why I couldn't let her stay with me so I would have the best of both worlds.

Have to stop thinking about her now and try to do some work instead oof staring into space drooling and trying to keep my hands on top of my desk.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:35, closed)

Her name didn't begin with 'C' did it?
I think that she had quite a few issues as she didn't even seem to like me all that much. It seemed that the only way that she could show any affection was through shagging. Great for 2 months but not the most healthy of relationships.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 17:38, closed)

No, her name began with Joy
as that was her name (interesting name in that she gave so much joy too) and it was in the US inthe early 1980's. As this was in Appalachia, she is probably a born agin christian now who preaches against the perverted behavior she so loved when in her early twenties.

Back to work, focus now, don't think about first threesome, first group, first bondage, first ......., just work.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:05, closed)

I believe it is also called....
The airtight albatross
(superfly78, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)