School fightsI don't remember much of the fight - it'd been building for weeks, petty things, knocking over my stuff, calling names - but it didn't last long... He hit me, I hit him, then *whack* he connected with my jaw and it all went black.
Coming round, surrounded by some friends, it was apparently "really cool". All I know is my head hurt. A lot.
Tell us about the legendary fights at school.
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chthonic, Fri 10 Mar 2006, 10:43)
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Sausages for sales!!!!But Auntie Mildred! I haven't got a spine. Can't you make an ornamental sweeping brush out of your own?
Whats that? I'm an evil spirit with a scary moustache? How dare you! I built a lego coffin for you and you treat me like this?? No wonder uncle Bert used to vomit gravy on your tits every night when you were asleep.
"oooh my tits have produced brown gold by osmosis! Aren't I clever!"
No you're fuckin' not, its gravy so there.
Daft cow. Now, where was I?...
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 20:56, Reply)
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