How clean is your house?"Part of my kitchen floor are thick with dust, grease, part of a broken mug, a few mummified oven-chips, a desiccated used teabag and a couple of pieces of cutlery", says Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic. To most people, that's filth. To some of us, that's dinner. Tell us about squalid homes or obsessive cleaners.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:00)
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Off topic (but only just)I once worked with a very pleasant fellow who usually provided sufficient witty banter to brighten even the most miserable of Trust and Company Administration courses (and believe me they pretty much all fell into the miserable category), and during breaks etc. we would often jump into his wagon and pootle off to the nearest food emporium for snacks. However, he didn't really believe in using dustbins...not when there was a perfectly good footwell in the car! All manner of detritus was to be found there: cans, bottles, wrappers, boxes, three month old copies of The Sun. Scabby just about described the situation, at least until that fateful day when I lifted my feet out of the mire only to find it ENCASED in....wait for it....a whole chicken carcass!
The nightmares continue to this day.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 29 Mar 2010, 19:05,
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chicken shoesthe greatest of all footwear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 20:05,
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What an appalling waste.There's nearly two months' worth of bog-paper in one copy of the Sun. But it's better to use the Mail instead, since it's slightly better paper and less of the print comes off on your arse.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Mar 2010, 23:29,
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