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Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess

(, Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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Heard this off a mate. I really hope this is true.
He was telling me about a guy he knows, who met a girl in a club, who offered to give him a nosh in the lavvie.

And then he pissed in her mouth.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:44, 18 replies)
Your mate is a bullshitter.

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:11, closed)

^virgin
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 7:19, closed)
His mate's still a bullshitter.

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 11:11, closed)
Maybe it was the guy who told my mate this story that was bullshitting? See? You can never tell!

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)
A friend of a friend stories are always the most reliable

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:03, closed)
Fair enough, I'd like to revise my derision to 'you and your mate are gulliable(however the fuck it's spelt) shitcunts' then.

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:35, closed)
Urine is sterile and the human mouth is full of bacteria,
so this would probably clean her mouth up a treat.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, closed)

thats why the germans do it
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)
We'll ignore the fact to all intents and purposes it's pretty much impossible to piss in someone whilst on the job and holding wood.

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:36, closed)
Ha ha ha ha.
Great story mate. I hate women too.
(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 15:23, closed)
S'nothing to do with it being a woman. I'd have laughed it were a guy as well.

(, Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:13, closed)
So you'd be a guillable woman as well?

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 1:31, closed)
It's 'gullible'.

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 13:58, closed)
I knew if I kept guessing someone would tell me how it's spelt.

(, Sat 4 Feb 2012, 17:35, closed)
don't believe that poster AB, it's actually spelt gulliebulle

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:49, closed)
The gullabull deceiving woman-hating bastard.

(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:53, closed)
Hang on a second, 'I really hope this is true'.
You HOPE your friend abuses women?
(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:44, closed)
No, I hope it's true because it's funny.
And it's not my friend, it's a friend of a friend.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)

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