Filth!
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
Enzyme says: Tell us your tales of grot, grime, dirt, detritus and mess
( , Thu 2 Feb 2012, 13:04)
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Heard this off a mate. I really hope this is true.
He was telling me about a guy he knows, who met a girl in a club, who offered to give him a nosh in the lavvie.
And then he pissed in her mouth.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:44, 18 replies)
He was telling me about a guy he knows, who met a girl in a club, who offered to give him a nosh in the lavvie.
And then he pissed in her mouth.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 0:44, 18 replies)
Maybe it was the guy who told my mate this story that was bullshitting? See? You can never tell!
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 8:59, closed)
Fair enough, I'd like to revise my derision to 'you and your mate are gulliable(however the fuck it's spelt) shitcunts' then.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:35, closed)
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Urine is sterile and the human mouth is full of bacteria,
so this would probably clean her mouth up a treat.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, closed)
so this would probably clean her mouth up a treat.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 9:04, closed)
We'll ignore the fact to all intents and purposes it's pretty much impossible to piss in someone whilst on the job and holding wood.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:36, closed)
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S'nothing to do with it being a woman. I'd have laughed it were a guy as well.
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:13, closed)
( , Fri 3 Feb 2012, 21:13, closed)
Hang on a second, 'I really hope this is true'.
You HOPE your friend abuses women?
( , Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:44, closed)
You HOPE your friend abuses women?
( , Mon 6 Feb 2012, 21:44, closed)
No, I hope it's true because it's funny.
And it's not my friend, it's a friend of a friend.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)
And it's not my friend, it's a friend of a friend.
( , Wed 8 Feb 2012, 19:38, closed)
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