Sod it, I'm going to have three quick goes.
My first girlfriend went out with me for two weeks. She had tried to kill herself eight times previously, tried twice while I was with her, and at least three other times afterwards that I know of. A couple of weeks after she dumped me she took 26 pills and I saved her life by calling her youth worker, and she informed me that because of this, she would never speak to me again. She didn't, for ages.

My first love, however, professed her love to me and took my virginity in a single night, so I took her to a concert three days after. She ran straight up to a ladyfriend of mine and snogged her, and made out with eleven other people that evening before passing out from all the drinking.

And I'm going to add a passive-aggressive guilt trip I forgot last week, where an ex-Ms Reid went at her arm with a stanley knife when I didn't see the funny side of her practical joke.

I sure do know how to pick 'em!
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Fri 21 Oct 2005, 20:50, Reply)