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This is a question Things we do to fit in

"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."

What have you done to fit in?

(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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It's taken a while, but hey...
I was born a long time ago, in a place a long way away.

I was one of only three funny-coloured people in an ugly dormitory town near London. I went to school and didn't fit in. I went to a different school, and failed to fit in so well that I had to go to yet another school. Somewhere along the way, I remember being asked by some ginger kid if I'd rather stay 'that colour' or if I wanted to be normal. Oh, I knew the answer, you bet I did... but I said I'd rather stay funny-coloured instead. Wrongo - more lovely lovely social ostracism.

Then I went on to a polytechnic, and hung around with fellow geeks, and that was good.

Next, I got a job as a consultant, and spent far too many years wandering about the country, from pillar to post. I was never anywhere long enough to find a place, and I'd disappear before anything could start to feel familiar.

I married someone, and managed to not fit in at home any more. That ended, and I was once again alone.

Time passed, as it usually does. Adventures happened, but each time I seemed to move on or be pushed out before I could finally relax.

But then, one special and magical night, for the first time, I shared a kiss with Pink Goddess. As she wrapped her arms around me, and I held her, I suddenly realised that this place, in her arms, this at last was the place I was meant to be.

We fit, like two jigsaw pieces in a box full of bits from a different puzzle. At last, I fit.
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:09, 4 replies)
awww
*applaudes

and feels all gooey
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:15, closed)
awwww
*melts*

*clicks*
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 20:19, closed)
*click*
Just lovely :D
(, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 21:07, closed)
You soppy git...
You better have two clicks from me then eh? Or would you rather I gave you one? ;)
(, Tue 20 Jan 2009, 13:39, closed)

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