Food sabotageSome arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...
How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
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Not my finest hour.My varied and chequered work life has involved me serving food to large amounts of people.
Now one of these was an inordinate cunt - I hated him, my colleagues hated him and in all probability at the moment his nasty little head crowned from his Mother's stretched vagina she hated the cunt as well.
Every Saturday we'd serve gammon steaks as a choice for lunch and events transpired that this cunt's meal had to be taken to him. It was then that I took my revenge ... I wiped his gammon repeatedly on the floor before brushing it off to make it presentable, I took the plate into a supply cupboard, dropped my trousers to half mast and farted on the plate and then wiped my knob on the cutlery.
That day I served with a big, beaming smile.
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 18:47, 3 replies)
"wiped my knob on the cutlery"penis vs knife?
i wouldnt
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 22:31, closed)
penis vs knife?Is this some variant on "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 9:45, closed)
I should elaborate ......t'was only the spoon and down the prongs of the fork.
How about "Cock, Paper, Scissors"?
(, Sat 20 Sep 2008, 19:12, closed)
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