b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Food sabotage » Post 248152 | Search
This is a question Food sabotage

Some arse at work commands that you make them tea. How do you get revenge? You gob in it, of course...

How have you creatively sabotaged other people's food to get you own back? Just how petty were your reasons for doing it? Did they swallow?

(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 15:31)
Pages: Latest, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

It's called "Toxic Shock"
I suffered the same symptoms after eating about 32 "hot" chillies off of mine and a couple of workmates donner kebabs one lunch time.

It went some thing like:-

"Aw, don't throw them away - they're lovely..."

"Well you eat them then!" (x6)

I ended up nearly passing out 20 minutes later suffering from agonising stomach pains and going as white as a sheet. Ended up going to the hospital, as the first aider thought I was having a heart attack...

Apparently your system starts to shut down & draws the blood from your extremities (arms, legs & face - hence cold sweats & going pale) as your body thinks you've been poisoned!

Didn't help much when the office manager stepped over me without a word as I sprawled outside the main entrance to the building with not a word spoken...
(, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 21:44, 1 reply)
Office Manager Twunt
He probably just thought you had mixed lager with wine.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 1:33, closed)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, ... 1