Trifle
Have to share a fridge with sticky fingers?

I recommend:

1. Cake. Bake it yourself (big round one is better as people think they can hide their thievery). Add as much salt as you can, especially to the icing. Chili works too if you can hide it.

2. Trifle. Same idea as above. Or flapjack.

Both have worked wonderfully well for me. I can only hope for the day that I need to do it again and make sure I have a camera installed.

Laxatives are not a great idea if you have to share a bathroom with these people.
(mmmm curry doesn't really understand this sig lark, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:02, 1 reply)

cream cake works well
especially if you use shaving cream. it has to be eaten quickly, though, as shaving cream tends to dissolve.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Sep 2008, 16:24, closed)