First, and NOT PREGNANT
I'm sure this is a pearoast, but...

I met a former colleague by chance at Paddington, and she was *glowing*.

"So", I said pointing to her belly, "When's the baby due?"

"I'm not pregnant," she replied, the look on her face adding an unsaid "You bastard".

Not pregnant. CAKE.

As it happens, full pearoasted 12-inch version HERE
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:17, 4 replies)

the correct vernacular for this is
Gregnant
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:25, closed)

Lying bugger
It was Pie last time ...
(Biff..., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:17, closed)

She was Russian
For all I know it was a large roasted bear
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:44, closed)

Same thing happened to a colleague of mine...
Not cake: cancer.


Boy, was her face red.
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 1:36, closed)