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Have you ever said something and wished the ground would open up and swallow you? Tell us your tales of social embarrassment.

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(, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:12)
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On a busy tube a few years ago
Coming from a little seaside village in predominantly white, middle-class England, my children had rarely, if ever seen anyone from any other race.

One day in London, my eldest says to me:

"Daddy, why is that man covered in chocolate?"

Thank Christ he had a sense of humour.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:37, 3 replies)
This didn't happen, did it?

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:47, closed)
Not unless it happened before about 1975, no.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:12, closed)
If it did the chocolate would be white and crumbly.
Your man there would look like the Singing Detective,
(, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 3:34, closed)

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