My ex was born without social filters: the concepts of "tact", "discretion" and "consideration for other people's feelings" are alien to her
Consequently I was often wishing the ground would open up and swallow me.

Perhaps the worst was emerging from the cinema after she'd spend the entire three hours of Schindler's List laughing loudly...

She was Jewish, by ancestry, as it happens.
(moon monkey better than a dance with a wet ferret in a fusebox, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 13:44, closed)

Was it because you'd stuck your penis through the bottom of the popcorn and she'd mistaken it for an unpopped kernel?

( 2 Can Chunder I've got you wrapped around my finger, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 17:46, closed)

Ancestry is often the way jewishness works.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:27, closed)

Really? I'm Jewish by the roll of a pair of eight sided dice.

( Dr. Shambolic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 0:08, closed)