Cats.....
During training to be a bus driver,we used to have about 5 or 6 of us taking it in turns to drive.Over the course of 2 days one of the female drivers was banging on about her cats and it was obvious that she treated them like children.
After a particularly lengthy talk about her cats ,I (bored not thinking) chipped and said why do some people bang on about their pets like they are they are their babies and such,to which everyone went quiet only to told painfully by her that her cats were her children so to speak because she could not have children.
I looked out the window wishing I was somewhere else,wishing my tact switch was on.
Feel free to criticize my grammar,if it cares that much.
(andycrass loves two hats on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 6:44, 6 replies)

Bus driving cat lady?
Sounds to me like she couldn't have kids because nobody wants to shag someone who looks like this
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:46, closed)

It's a good job nobody has heard of adoption otherwise this story would make no fucking sense at all.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:06, closed)

Was she prevented by adopting
due to being so ball-slappingly dull?
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:36, closed)

I don't see the problem here, you said what you had to say to shut her the fuck up.

Nicely done.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:44, closed)

criticise?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:58, closed)

I don't know your grammar but I'm sure she's a lovely old lady.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:02, closed)