Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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A handy findI was walking down to the local garage with a can for some petrol. Near the bottom of the hill I thought that it was a pity I hadn't slit a piece of garden hose to slip over the wire handle.
Perhaps ten paces futher on I saw something blue on the roadside. It was small, longer than wide and cylindrical.
Surmise led to conjecture, conjecture led to speculation, speculation led to astonishment.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, a piece of pre-slit garden hose.
Length? It fitted the handle nicely.
(, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 2:30, 2 replies)
Sometimesall you have to do is ask. Want to win the lotto? a new car? peace and happiness? Well sort that out for yourself mister. The humble man seeketh the bit of hose to aleviate his aching fingers, and the small gods shal deliver. Praise be the small gods. You must always say thank you though, because they can smiteth mightly the ungrateful sod too, those little buggers.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 3:59, closed)
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