Stuff I've foundFreddy Woo writes, "My non-prostitute-killing, lorry driving uncle once came home with a wedding cake. Found it in a layby, scoffed the lot over several weeks."
What's the best thing you've found?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58)
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I was nearly that storyWhilst being drunkenly pleasured by the missus with a well lubed vibrator, an involuntary clench of the old ballon knot whipped the slippery little bugger out of her hand and clean away up my spasming back passage.
Only several minutes of panicked, desperate straining on the bathroom floor prevented a midnight trip to the local A & E.
We don't play that game any more.
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