Have you not seen...
...the poignant public information film "I Dated A Robot!" ?

Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty football field.] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand drifts across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of human and robot couples making out on beds.] They're trapped! Trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of robot lips. All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex ... and sometimes the same sex.

To preserve civilization, I will have to create a virus that makes your sexy robots fancy each other. Every street corner will be populated by two or more of your sexy robots, locked in eternal erotic tableaux, a tawdry backdrop of rutting robot flesh in every conceivable...

...hang on. I must just visit the toilet.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Mon 4 Aug 2008, 17:33, Reply)