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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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heh
...the reality being that it's well-timed and regulated single acts of intercourse every other day (to build up sperm) in the 4 days preceding, and actual day of, ovulation, with the added delight of temperature charting, cervical mucus recording and a fertility-enhancing diet. Hot stuff. rrrRRRRr.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, 1 reply)
How about
cervical mucus tasting???

Could I get away with suggesting that one???
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29, closed)
absolutely.
Can you taste the difference between creamy and ewcm? Careful though - saliva is thought to kill sperm. That's why I always swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, closed)
Me
too
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33, closed)
Thanks Spanky,
So much for lunch. Clicks.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Fri 1 May 2009, 17:08, closed)

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