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This is a question Will you go out with me?

"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"

Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?

(, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I asked her name and it was.....
I was once enjoying a celebratory champagne (over a business deal) in a small club in Soho with a few chums, and I caught this girl looking at me from across the bar, and my eyes caught her's she quickly glanced away. I thought nothing of it, I'm used to people looking at me, I'm 6ft 7, so I get a lot of people looking at me trying to guess my height.

Any way, I caught her looking again a few minuets later, again she quickly looked away. There was something quite different about this girl but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.

Anyway I caught her looking yet again, but this time she didn't shy-ly glance off to the side, no, this time she got off her bar stool, and walked over to me. She seemed to be quite tall, which is a good thing for me, having a tall woman makes things hell of a lot easier considering my height.

As she arrived at my side, she asked in a rater deep breathy voice if I wanted to dance, well I'm not the worlds most passionate guy, but it was only a dance, nothing serious, so I figured "why-not", we made our way over to the dance floor, it was quite strange, she seemed to want to lead, I had no problem with that, I'm far from a good dancer. After the first song, I asked her her name, and it was Lola, L-o-l-a, Lola! And that's all that I'm telling, but I feel sure you can fill the rest in for yourself!!!
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 3:37, 2 replies)
Ah....
..... the extended play version
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 9:21, closed)
I like
this trend of answering qotw's as someone else. It always surprises me. This may say more about me than the funniness of the joke....
(, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 19:11, closed)

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