Now..
I wouldn't say I'm exactly stunning, but I don't think I'm a complete munter either but the judges are still out on that one. So any relationships I've had in the past have been few and far between.

However, one or two stick out in the mind.

cnutface for example.
One fateful evening, I decided to pop down to the local rock pub - now a bloody carvery =[ - to see a band or two with a friend. About an hour of being there and slightly tipsy already which wasn't too hard considering I was a few months shy of 17 and still a lightweight - still am even after a few nights of stomach hardening drinking at uni.

Then I notice my cousin has popped in with a few of her mates - most of whom I'd never met before, so go over to sit with them have a few more drinks. cnutface (CF) was one of the aforementioned people I'd never met, he seemed nice and to my slightly addled brain quite attractive too (Although in retrospect he rather looks like a chubby bulldog whose caught his face in a stapler - nothing against piercing infact rather like them especially my own nape piercing, but to date I believe he still has 13 piercings in his face and ears alone) and at 25 my 17 year old mind went "oooh older man, yay". And later that night went back to a mutual friends house, to smoke a few joints and where I was to be introduced to sambuca -still a bad idea. Ended up drunkenly chatting, then fell asleep between CF and dave. All going fine, then drunkenly got up to go to the bathroom, and proceeded to accidently kick him in the face (I can now see one of the reasons I rarely am in a relationship) and dave as well.

He finally asked me out a few days later round at his house, after a large quantity of rum and quite a few spliff (alcohol and weed tended to play a large part in that relationship) and I ended up staying at his. Not the best drunken plan I've had, as my mother freaked and phoned everyone I knew at 4am to find out where I was.

Three months later, and the appeal of the older man has passed in to realising that he's rather ugly, rather clingy, rather weird - even for my tastes - and talks far too much crap. Cue my birthday, complete with proposal with a lovely £40 ring from argos complete with a ticket to see one of my favourite ska bands at the time a few days later. Decided to tell him to keep on the ring -as he knew I was very good at losing things, go to the gig (hiding from him all night then proceeding to run away hoping he wouldn't catch the train) and then gently let him down.

The last guy I went out with, I knew from work - which was lovely to find one day a very good looking guy looking manly lifting bags of compost around all day - it made me happy. One day when he got the call that there was a house party going on that night, he was just going off break whilst I had about five minutes left, see him walk round the corner, pull out a coin (he was behind a wendyhouse with windows so i could see ) flip a coin, walk back and ask me out. Turned out to be a good seven months.

Not technically asking out but:
Best Chatup Line Recieved
"I know you're not Sarah but will you get off with me"
Cue look of incredulity and telling him to piss off followed quickly
(bryony*niamh kneecaps exist to be hit with clawhammers., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 2:35, 8 replies)

splendid tales young lady
I have taken the liberty to peruse your profile. If i may be so bold, I would make the most firm assertion you are not, as you seem to fear, 'a munter'. Furthermore i am in no doubt that given the opportunity, many of the fine Gentlemen of the Board would be greatly honored to cough their filthy yoghurt upon your youthful pudenda.

i do hope this helps
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 9:56, closed)

Have a click
The coin flipping reminded me of me (intermittent self confidence) and the chat up line made me chuckle in the office.

I second Spimf in saying that you are, indeed, not a munter.
( Captain V, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 11:19, closed)

Spimf
Have to say thank you, you do know how to make a girl smile thats the nicest thing ive heard in a good while
(bryony*niamh kneecaps exist to be hit with clawhammers., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 12:09, closed)

I have to agree here
definitely not a munter. Really rather exotic-looking and cute. I'm not the first to say it here, but one more voice never hurts does it?

Unless it's someone shouting in your ear.
(massively_optimistic that's terrific!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 13:18, closed)

^ All of these
*bows to spimf* Most eloquently put, my lord. The gentlemen of the board most undoubtedly concur with your fine assumption.
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 14:02, closed)

I'm hardly a gentleman...
But I agree with the opinions put forward above!

You are by no means a munter!

Seems that any half decent looking guy would be privileged to even get a second glance from yourself.

(Sorry if that sounds creepy, it's meant to be a complement)

You appear to have received the "QOTW Seal Of Approval"©
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:07, closed)

Not a munter at all!
I think you're really rather pretty (and I like the narrowed-eyes look in your photo).
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 16:30, closed)

I have to say
was having a bit of a low week, but as always the people of b3ta have been lovely and have definalty made me feel better =]
(bryony*niamh kneecaps exist to be hit with clawhammers., Mon 1 Sep 2008, 17:22, closed)