love bites
Post-conference drinks, sitting on a sunshiny wall in Pisa, Italy. It's a popular past-time in Pisa, sitting on a wall. About 200 other people were doing so too.

"These damn mosquitoes," I was telling friend-on-my-left, "I must be really tasty as they won't stop biting me."

Bloke-on-my-right lent over and bit my shoulder. "Yup, you are," he replied.

Bloke-on-my-right and I sat on the wall 'til the sun went down, the bars closed, and we were the last people talking by the river. Then he put me on the handlebars of his bike and drunkenly wove his way past the Leaning Tower and on to the campsite where he showed me what else he could do with his mouth.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:10, 4 replies)

Is it getting hot in here?
NO, IT'S JUST CHCB!

/coat
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:14, closed)

i think CHCB should
...publish her erotic memoirs. that girl sees more action than chuck norris.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 6:58, closed)

I'm merely extending chickenlady's maxim:
Never turn down a drink, a dance, or an interesting man.

Besides, I didn't get so much as a snog 'til I was 16 so I'm a) pathetically grateful and appreciative of male attention, and b) making up for lost time. Oh, and c) worried that my luck will run out.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 9:27, closed)

believe me its not a criticism
go for it i say
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 13:29, closed)