Worst. Reply. Ever.
I was sitting on a kitchen counter during a party in 1981 when a handsome man came up to me. He looked me over and after a bit of chit-chat, said "Would you like to go out for coffee or something?"
I was surprised because I never get asked out. (I think I must send out "Fuck off!" vibes) I stammered, "Why, why do you want to go out with-with me?"

He grinned ear to ear and said, "Well, you're just so ...HUGE!"

We'll be married 22 years on the 13th.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 20:19, 3 replies)

I now have an image of you
as the 50ft woman!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 21:56, closed)

This
made me smile loads.

Though that may be the music I'm listening to.

Meh.
(Formaly Over say's hello, Mon 1 Sep 2008, 23:40, closed)

*grins*
I was 6' 2" in the heels I was wearing and of course I'm overweight American, but I'm not THAT big. I don't know what he meant and I suspect he didn't either and was just babbling, as he does.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:05, closed)