Will you go out with me?"Bloody Kraut, a" asks, "How did you get your current flame to go out with you? If they turned you down, how bad was it?"
Was it all romantic? Or were the beer goggles particularly strong that night?
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chthonic, Thu 28 Aug 2008, 17:32)
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I had a drunk friend try and tell that jokeDF: I SAY I SAY I SAY
Roomful of people: What?
DF: My wife went to Jamaica!
Roomful of People: pause for 2 seconds, then as one, yell "The West Indies?"
DF: No, she - oh, poop.*
*may not be actual word used
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:54,
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