Seen the bloke nextdoor
sweeping the top of his garden wall with a dustpan and brush.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, 9 replies)

Weirdo
He should use a handheld vacuum like the rest of us.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:36, closed)

What's the mortar with that?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:37, closed)

You wally.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:37, closed)

I'm worried this might not stop here.
In fact, I'm bricking it.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 17:34, closed)

No keep going...
and you'll cement your place in history...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 18:05, closed)

You should post a bond before any more puns...
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 0:58, closed)

Would I be
Pointing out the obvious if I said?
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 11:25, closed)

My neighbours...
Clean the fecking ROAD where I live, I kid you not, with a yard brush and the pick it all up and put it in their garden rubbish bag. They only go as far as where our road meets another, but not only is that fecking weird, but I'm also jealous as I wish I had that much free time!
(repooc, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 19:53, closed)

At the Century Hyatt in Shinjuku, Tokyo, they have attendants that vacuum the path outside the hotel, down to the roads (the driveway arcs across the junction at which the hotel sits). I was reminded of the Queen thinking the world smelt of fresh paint whenever I stayed in that hotel.

And then, if like me you wanted to avoid the sterility of a hotel environment, you'd head East, cut under Shinjuku train station (or around it, towards Kabukicho) and eat in a tiny little yakitori/sake shack, where the men stumbled outside and urinated against any and everything not moving. We called it Piss Alley for a reason.

Japan. Land of paradox. I love it.
(IHaveComeAmongThee__Twice Tissues on the left. Self-esteem on the right., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 1:02, closed)