HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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T in the Park last year.Foo Fighters. Can't stand them.
Dave Grohl plucks two strings, crowd squeals, and he stops. "Nah, that's all your getting", he says, a grin plastered over his gormless face.
Silence.
"Just get on with it, you wanker!" I cry.
Pregnant pause. Nasty glares.
"AND GET A FUCKING HAIRCUT."
Apologies for nothing!
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 2:51, closed)
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