HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Jack DeeDeMontfort Hall, circa 1994. Walks on stage...
"good ev...."
"FUCK OFF YOU TWAT" from the back of the hall.
"erm, no, erm, you fuck off. You twat"
It was horrible. He died within the very first second.
(oh, and its not a heckle if you shout it at an inanimate cinema screen. It's just being a nuisance in a public venue. Or if you're a 13 year old making hilarious comments about the sexuality of Darth Vader. Jesus. You can tell its the school holidays can't you)
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 10 Apr 2006, 16:53,
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