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Forget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.

(, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Topical heckle
As you may be aware there's been a whole load of striking and protesting bollocks going on in France lately as the government tries to inflict the real world upon France.

Part of this has seen my university (along with most in France) blocaded by students under the impression that the government will be forced to cave in to their demands due to the immense pressure that not going to lectures undoubtedly inflicts. Or so goes their reasoning.

Anyhow, after big protests and strikes the government has backed down so logically the protests should come to an end. Not according to some. To end the blocade we had to hold a vote before which lots of impassioned speeches were made.

One guy was arguing that we had to carry on with the blocade because people are starving in Africa. Seeing this as completely irrelavent I shouted out (in English)

"what the fuck has that got to do with anything you stupid cunt?"

The speaker didn't hear me and I got a few odd looks from people around but it made me feel better at least.

Mes excuses pour longeur, corpulence etc as they might say here.

Edit: The vote went in favour of ending the blocade. The children of Africa will remain hungry.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 14:19, Reply)

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