HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Chinese RestaurantA friend of mine and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant, with Asian pop music playing over the PA system.
As the music rose in preparation of the chorus, my friend calls out:
"Everybody sing!"
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 17:22,
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