HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Slide away (right outta the theatre)At the premier screening of laughter-desert Bo' Selecta (the only TV screening so unfunny they had to give everyone three beers to get their giggling juices burping), the warm up act thought it best to involve the cringeing audience. Trying to pair me up with the pre-pubescent but not entirely uncute lad next to me, he saw fit to mention that I looked a pure girl but would like to sit on said lad's face. I said it looked so smooth I'd probably slide off. Cue the first laugh of the night, one poor lad's embarrassment but one silent warm-up chump. Dirty, but funnier than Avid Merrion in his shit-stained Mel B catsuit.
(, Wed 12 Apr 2006, 18:54, Reply)
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