I'm going to Hell......because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.
Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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As an anarchically minded 14 year oldwho'd just bought "never mind the bollocks" wearing baggy jeans (with the obligatory chain attached) I am ashamed to say, whilst on a visit to a cemetery with parents I slunk off to take out my impotent rage (at the world in general/at not being able to get a girlfriend)on a rather wobbly gravestone.
The said memorial smashed into about 6 chunky pieces, instantly filling me with powerful sensations of guilt and satisfaction in equal measure.
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Fitznicely into a thimble, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:07,
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