I just laughed myself to tears
After reading this.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7779024.stm
( Cawl, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:03, 12 replies)

The picture of the crying child...
...is pure comedy genius.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)

I know...
*bites fist*

I can't explain to the people in my office why I've found this so funny, they've not got b3ta-humour.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:06, closed)

The caption's even better:
"An increasing number of small boys seem to be affected"

Well, it's hardly going to affect the girls, is it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:12, closed)

To be honest
it strikes me that it would be more likely to affect the bigger boys.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:12, closed)

^ ooh, good point, sir
(Fnarr)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:13, closed)

...
blogs.bmj.com/medical-ethics/2008/12/12/i-was-going-to-write-something-sensible-here/
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:23, closed)

Could you argue
That if you went the other way, and made all toilet seats out of granite, it'd act as a form of natural selection?

The clumsy and the unlucky don't get to pass their genes on.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:35, closed)

i laughed at it
because you said you laughed at it. im such a tool.
(pdawg, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:53, closed)

bwahahahaha
nice
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, closed)

Oh for pete's sake!
Don't you fuckers have bumper pads on British toilet seats?

www.inspiredchoices.co.uk/acatalog/18666.jpg

Or U seats?
www.americanstandard.ca/products/images_products/thumbnails/5901100_1200.jpg


All those poor little mashed weenies!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 4:39, closed)

I would laugh,,,
but I remember a ceramic toilet seat slamming down on my tadger when I was about 4.

I was less than pleased with the result.
(Rembrandt Q. Einstein perrito caliente, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 12:35, closed)

This is
actually hilarious.
:D
( mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 20:25, closed)