The Seven Deadly Sins and Your Mum
Sorry, it's going to be one of those mornings. My supervisor's ill and my data's borked, so I'm afraid it's come to this.

1.Lust
I want yer mum
2.Gluttony
I ate yer mum
3.Greed
I want all yer mums...
4.Sloth
...but that sounds like too much effort
5.Wrath
ROOOOOOOAAARRRR! Yer mum.
6.Envy
How come you get yer mum and I don't?
7.Pride
I had yer mum. /smug

Edit: Sloth (ii) I would have had yer mum. But I can't be arsed _{Courtesy of BGB - many thanks!}


Sorry. Really sorry. I'll get back to work now _{on yer mum}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:15, 8 replies)

ha!
this made me giggle
(Ja For Sure, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:22, closed)

How about....
SLOTH

I would have had your mum if I could have been arsed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:24, closed)

Haha!
I'd change it but I'm too...uh...finish my sentence for me...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:26, closed)

Gluttony
Your Mum's got a HUGE cunt.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:39, closed)

Your work is not yet done
Yer mum is but the first step. Now go after yer face.
(Concrete Cow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:41, closed)

Wrath
Your mum's into s+m, you know
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 12:30, closed)

A definite click purely.....
....for "ROOOOOOOAAARRRR! Yer mum."

Genius.
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 15:13, closed)

This
Is much funnier than it should be. Have a *click*
( MatJ LOOK, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 19:57, closed)