Horrible things I've done to a loved oneYou shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I imagine it would be flatteringIn the same way "I could cut diamonds with your cock, it's that hard"
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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"a cat couldn't scratch it"is my favourite
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:47,
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