So she's my best friend and love her dearly but thank God she doesn't know what b3ta is
While we were living together (about 3 yrs ago) I noticed she has serious issues with bowel function, love her but there is a problem when I open the washing machine and there is clumps of brown poo in it, or I go to take a shower and ur stained panties are spread all over the floor. Sorry love, youre a great person, but you got issues. Now, she carries around a foul odor 75% of the time. Her new roommate(another of my good friends) put her shampoo and conditioner on the tallest shelf in the shower (she's short) just to see how many days she will wait to ask him to get it down. That's how many days she goes with out shampoo. Also she doesn't take showers she lies in the tub swimming in her own filth that has been collected over 2-3 sometimes even 4 days. They call her snail trail because one night she had a huge wet spot from vaggie to hiney after she went out drinking with her boyfriend (with whom i assume she wanted some action and she told me she was horny). She pulls her hair back so no one will notice how oily it is, and it looks like a bunch of tangled fuzz, when she takes her hair out of her elastic it has clumps of hair stuck to it, she has 4 or 5 hairy elastics hanging around the bathroom. Her lovely roommate refers to them as Furbies. Oh, and his dog loves to break into her room and tear up her bloody/pooey stained thongs. Sorry for length but it's been years since my last post.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 20:51, Reply)