mad psycho bitch
i used to live with a giant (6'8") a dawrf (4'1") and a mad psycho bitch (usual height).
it all started out swimmingly with everyone getting along until m.p.b. started sleeping in beds that weren't hers. mine one night, the dwarfs the next. it was a mission to try and wake her up and get her to sleep in her own queen sized luxury 400 thread count bed. she never explained what made her do it.

then the hysterical fits started. flailing about and screaming obscenities at anyone within a 12 mile radius.
then the throwing of dog faeces at all the windows. from the inside.
then the suicide attempt after someone dared ask her how her day went. and just a wee tip for the very young, hanging yourself from the garage rafters by jumping off a motorcycle helmet sitting on the ground isn't really far enough to do much more than make the rest of the flat laugh at your ineptitude. unsuppoting of us i know, but we couldn't help it.

after she broke every singlke plate cup glass bowl and two windows, we called her mother to come drag her away and we got a restraining order agianst her as she kept on breaking into the house.

when we moved, she followed us, and we had to get another order against her. her excuse for being able to find us was that she once went to a phychic who told her that someone she loved would live exactly two doors down from where the reading was. i tend to think it more likely she waited across the street with her headlights off and then proceeded to follow us to our new place. but i could be wrong.

a year later we start getting emails with pics of her naked with cats.
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Wed 11 Apr 2007, 13:03, Reply)