Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.
(King James Version)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:11, closed)
I thought you'd be taller.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:13, closed)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)
did I let my secret identity out?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:31, closed)
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(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:46, closed)
coz it's mine :0)
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)
mine says 15:08
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:08, closed)
mine says 15.10
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:10, closed)
I can't help living in the past, I've got inner demons and a previous life of kiddy-fiddling and nun rape to contend with.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:12, closed)
that makes me love you so much.
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It's not a watch, it's to remind him to turn on the tv ready for Eastenders.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:16, closed)
You're a gay, you know when Eastenders is on!
You're wrong though, Emmerdale's on at 7.30...
....damn, I have exposed myself!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:18, closed)
To see when it was on, I'm normally masturbating furiously to
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:20, closed)
you're too busy eating hummous and touching hippies.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:21, closed)
I hate hummus. Instead I eat taramasalata while reverently braiding the hippy's leg hair.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:25, closed)
says "no tattoo"
I must have missed that when I got mine done
OOPS!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 12:21, closed)
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