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I was once paid £15 to count the amount of people visiting a hairdresser. I stood outside for 3 hours with a clicky counter in my pocket, pressing it every time a person entered. Suddenly there's a copper in front of me, I turn and there's another behind. "What are you up to sunshine?" "A rival hairdresser wants to count the competition" "Well, there's been a call from the shop owner that there's a ginger bloke standing outside fiddling with his cock." Have you ever done anything that made strangers think you were a pervert?

(, Thu 17 Aug 2006, 22:20)
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A friend of mine used to shag his forty-year-old married girlfriend underneath a huge pink lipstick daubing on his wall that read 'Your dad is my cock'.

You couldn't not notice it, yet it didn't ever seem to put her off.

Mind you, nor did the row of piss-filled spirit bottles that he kept on his windowsill......
(, Thu 24 Aug 2006, 12:55, closed)

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