A carrot and stick approach...
I’ve often thought that hell isn’t to be found in a single location. It’s more a shifting vortex which can be found under the feet of one man. A bombastic, yet shadowy character, whose role as Tony Blair’s confidante and ultimate involvement the dossiers which argued the case for WMDs will no doubt be discussed by political scholars for years to come.

A man so vitriolic and full of self-important rage that he’s widely thought to be the inspiration for Malcolm Tucker.
And yet, every time I hear his shouty Yorkshire accent, or see him verbally sparring on the TV with a political journalist or hapless MP, I think, fuck me, I totally would.

It pains me to admit it, but I have a very, very iffy crush on Alastair Campbell.

Don’t Do judge me...
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 13:19, 10 replies)

do you fantasise about playing hide the weapon of mass destruction with him?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:16, closed)

I feel dirty reading this...
...I'd forgive you for it, provided that you battered him over the head with something heavy afterward.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:34, closed)

I agree. He does look a bit like he knows his way round an anal butt plug.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:37, closed)

You mean there's some other kind of butt plug?
:)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:09, closed)

Almost anything
That doesn't have sharp spikes will do.
(username failed moderation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:28, closed)

he knows his way round
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:29, closed)

Hasn't he had you already?
He's certainly managed to shaft most of the UK to date.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:44, closed)

he used to write porn I believe
for Forum magazine.
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:05, closed)

I'm a bloke
but, well...I can see that.
(rogerzilla, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:47, closed)

WORST one yet

(IHateSprouts is baking a huge pie shaped like an enormous pie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:56, closed)