Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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me and cars eh? tsk eh? tsk eh?future mrs magictorch notices expensive bloody oil level on our newish car is low - fair enough, i have been 'driving hard'.
manual:
capacity from min to max mark on dipstick for your nice new mini cooper s - 1.5 pints of expensive bloody oil
me: (without reference to clear well laid out manual)
ah... i think 2 litres of expensive bloody oil should do the trick.
*gets nearly mrs magictorch to call the mini breakdown peeps who come and drain the engine of expensive bloody oil before driving it screws the lovely fast engine*
(, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:42, Reply)
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