Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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Do not hoover up lighter fuel!Ok, so the instructions were not specifically on the side of the hoover but they should have been.
My older brother thought it would be a great idea to turn on the hoover suck up a load of lighter fuel (from one of those swan lighter re-fuel cans) and then get me to light a match near the air outlet. Boom! The hoover was fucked and the hair on one side of my head was much shorter than the other.
Older brothers, bastards the lot of them!
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 10:13, Reply)
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