Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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More Chemistry based hilarityAll of our chemicals were kept in gay little jars with a fiddly plastic lid. They were utterly impossible to get off if you tried to but if you were casually carrying the thing across the classroom it would quite happy fall off. This is what happened to me. Chemistry, first lesson of the day was drawing to a close, so I grab the Ammonia by the lid and carry it down towards the shelves where it was kept. Halfway across the class and the weight in my hand suddenly feels significantly lighter, this is soon followed by the sound of glass smashing and a faint wiff of piss. I look down to see myself standing ankle deep in ammonia and broken glass.
Everyone laughed. I stunk of piss for the rest of the day.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 18:16, Reply)
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